only if william knew he was a lyrical genious(this is only the first verse, i shall be adding more, and i have a guitar part for it and err thang!)

I am deathly allergic

to people who are amish

and that awkward Italian guy

over there who is staring at us

I am prone to nose bleeds

and I have a piece of shrapnel in my eyes

my eyes burn like Satan

it hurts like an alien

(I KNOW! THE KID IS THE NEXT DYLAN!)